She

She slept through class. I would have awakened her, but we had an on-fire discussion going and I didn't want to break the momentum. Her "absence" was her loss.

She left her purse. (One other time she left her backpack but came back for that right away.)

She so far hasn't responded to the notes I left on the blackboard and the classroom door or the e-mail I sent her letting her know that I have it in my office.

She's going to force me to take the thing to the police station before I leave campus.